Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.
Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.