Power should be reserved for weightlifting and boats, and leadership really involves responsibility.

Treat your employees like customers.

I'm here to tell you that I am proud of a couple of things. First, I am very good at projectile vomiting. Second, I've never had a really serious venereal disease.

The business of business is people.

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!

Keep costs low and spirits high, and the people of Southwest Airlines will keep LUV in the air.

I've found that many of the greatest ideas surface in bars because that's where many people cultivate inspiration.