Power should be reserved for weightlifting and boats, and leadership really involves responsibility.

The tragedy of our time is that we've got it backwards, we've learned to love techniques and use people.

I'm here to tell you that I am proud of a couple of things. First, I am very good at projectile vomiting. Second, I've never had a really serious venereal disease.

The people of Southwest have always been my pride, my joy and my love. Their indomitable dedication and esprit de corps have taken Southwest from a three-airplane dream to a 500-airplane reality.

The business of business is people.

If you're crazy enough to do what you love for a living, then you're bound to create a life that matters.

The clear, unmistakable sign of a bureaucrat is somebody who worries about whether he has a window.