Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop.

Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

Sex, drugs, and insanity have always worked for me, but I wouldn't recommend them for everyone.

Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he stood for -- but if he were running for president this year against the evil Bush-Cheney gang, I would happily vote for him.

A man never stoops so low as when he rises to the challenge of politics.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.