In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony uses in his cake that gets talked about all the time is Rory's throw. Call that cinnamon and he's got a cinnamon flavoured cake.

If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb

I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.