I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.

Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.