I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

I feel like a steaming cow-pat - or a car that's clocked up 400,000 miles in one journey.

If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.

Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.