I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!

It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play.

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony uses in his cake that gets talked about all the time is Rory's throw. Call that cinnamon and he's got a cinnamon flavoured cake.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.