Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.

It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play.

The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.

Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.