I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.

You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I'm like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad.

Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.