I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose that's one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.

Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.