I feel like I've been on EastEnders all my life and now I'm playing King Lear.

The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.

Paul Furlong is my vintage Rolls Royce and he cost me nothing. We polish him, look after him, and I have him fine tuned by my mechanics. We take good care of him because we have to drive him every day, not just save him for weddings.

I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we're out shopping I try and look in a man's shop while they make their minds up.

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!

I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose that's one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.