I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.