Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish
Ian HollowayYou never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I'm like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad.
Ian HollowayIt was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.
Ian HollowayMy ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't give us a point.
Ian Holloway