There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we're out shopping I try and look in a man's shop while they make their minds up.

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.

I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!

There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.