Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.

If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy.

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.