Sepp Blatter and all of them lot Mr Platini I know he was a good player but he aint very good at what he does, I don’t think. I think he’s useless you can quote me on that.

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.