As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.

Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.

To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.