A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.