If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.