To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.
Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.
If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.