A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.
Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.