A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.