I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.

Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.