You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.
Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.