A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.