As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.