An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.
As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.
To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.