You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.
If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.