An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.
You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.