As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.