An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
Irvin S. CobbA woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
Irvin S. CobbOf all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.
Irvin S. Cobb