A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.
As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.
To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.