As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.