You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.

As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.