A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.