As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed
Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.