Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.
To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.
You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.
As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.