I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.