I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.
To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.