Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.

As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.

Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.

If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.