Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.

Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed