If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.

Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.

You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.