If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.

Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.