If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

Of all American cities of whatever size the most friendly on preliminary inspection, and on further acquaintance the most likable. The happiest-hearted, the gayest, the most care-free city on this continent.

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.

To be born in Kentucky is a heritage; to brag about it is a habit; to appreciate it is a virtue.

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Men are vain; but they won't mind women working so long as they get smaller wages for the same job.