I am the comedy version of ambidextrous. I'm working with my left and right hand. I'm the two-sided coin. I'm all of those metaphors you can think of. I'm the interracial couple. I'm BET and CBS.

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot.

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.

I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit.