I am the comedy version of ambidextrous. I'm working with my left and right hand. I'm the two-sided coin. I'm all of those metaphors you can think of. I'm the interracial couple. I'm BET and CBS.

What happens in improv is you create your own storyline.

Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy.

My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.

Curb Your Enthusiasm set me up so perfectly. That was one of my favorite shows before I got on it. That started a whole different level of a story for me. I didn't know how to process it until after I got on the show and realized what the purpose of it was.

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.