Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.

Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies.

The ruckus is different experiences you go through throughout your life which builds your ruckus points up - your tolerance. You've got to have a high tolerance for dealing with stuff all the time.

I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.

If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late.