Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

If I had signed my fourth season of SNL, I wouldn't have ever had the opportunity to do Curb Your Enthusiasm. If my buddy OG Pearson wouldn't have passed away, I wouldn't have been in L.A. for his memorial, and I would've never auditioned for Curb.

I could never live with you; not 'cause I'm racist or nothing. It's just 'cause as a black man in America, I need to have someone I can come home and complain about white people to. And that just don't work with my white wife.

I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything.

I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.