Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

I am the comedy version of ambidextrous. I'm working with my left and right hand. I'm the two-sided coin. I'm all of those metaphors you can think of. I'm the interracial couple. I'm BET and CBS.

Women put guys through tests all the time.

Sad when you spend more time trying to stay alive than living.

You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.

I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones - we made it. You all are winners. That's the first race you ever won.

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.