Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.

In my stand-up, I've always been loose. If there's a curtain onstage, I'll use that in my act. If there's a door, I'll use the door. I always like to use everything at my disposal, which makes each show a little different and a little more fun.

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

I most resemble Benjamin Button. I evolve. I attach myself to the heartbeat of whatever is going on at that particular time, or I just chart a new path.