I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.

I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.