Gags die, humor doesn't.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.
A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.
Modesty is my best quality.
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.