I feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me.
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.
I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.
How do I get to Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.