I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.
I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration, ridicule, ignorance, surprise, the pun, and finally, the comic situation.
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.