Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.
I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
How do I get to Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.