I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
I must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if I leave the table and give the waiter a nickel tip, which was a laugh years ago. Today I must maneuver it so that somehow I get the waiter to give me a nickel tip.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.