Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.
Jack BennyA scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Jack BennyI took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at one of my jokes that she dropped her tray.
Jack BennyI began my show business career playing violin in San Francisco at the corner of Market and Taylor. I understand that there is a theater there now.
Jack Benny