The doctors couldn't find anything wrong with me except that I have a slight stomach pain. Wait till I get my hospital bill! Then I'll really have a pain the stomach!

Modesty is my best quality.

The doctors couldn't find anything wrong with me except that I have a slight stomach pain. Wait till I get my hospital bill! Then I'll really have a pain the stomach!

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.

Bill Paley is not only the greatest boss I ever had, but he's the most brilliant, honest and warm human being I've ever met. And I'll say that to his face - even if it costs me my job.