I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe.

Try saving when your salary is low. So after making more money, you will not be able to do this anywhere

As you may or may not know, in keeping with the high-class tone of Beverly Hills, our police force is probably the most snobbish group of gendarmes in the world. It is said that the Beverly Hills Police Department is so fancy that it has an unlisted number.

I must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if I leave the table and give the waiter a nickel tip, which was a laugh years ago. Today I must maneuver it so that somehow I get the waiter to give me a nickel tip.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Modesty is my best quality.