Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because it's been really helpful.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Operate within the law. Choose any two of three

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because it's been really helpful.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.