And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.
Jack DeeI love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.
Jack DeePeople who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.
Jack DeeI was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.
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