Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Operate within the law. Choose any two of three
One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.
I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.
I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.
People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.
In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old woman, and do you know, not once has she come round to see if I'm all right. The lazy cow hasn't even taken her milk in for a fortnight.