I have had issues with depression all my life, and it's probably true to say there was a tendency towards it even when I was very young, during my schooldays. There was often - and this is quite common with comics - a sense of not feeling as if I belonged anywhere.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

I have had issues with depression all my life, and it's probably true to say there was a tendency towards it even when I was very young, during my schooldays. There was often - and this is quite common with comics - a sense of not feeling as if I belonged anywhere.