Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.