I tend not to trust people who live in very tidy houses. I know that on the surface there is nothing wrong with a person being well-ordered and disciplined. Nothing, except that it leaves the impression of that person having lived in the confines of a stark institution which, although he or she has long since left, remains within.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.