To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.

We were ensconced as guests of the exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, an edifice so swank that the fire ax in the hall outside our suite said: "In case of fire-break crystal."

She should get a divorce and settle down.

As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.

It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.