To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.

To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.