The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.
One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!
I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.