The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.
I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality.... So I knew that I had to create some characters.
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.
The worst thing you can do with money is save it.
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.