Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.
Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged.
I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent.
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.
It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.