I always knew what I was doing.
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.