Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.
It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.
I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged.
The worst thing you can do with money is save it.