Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
Jackie GleasonOur dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.
Jackie GleasonA lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.
Jackie GleasonI knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality.... So I knew that I had to create some characters.
Jackie GleasonIt is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.
Jackie GleasonI have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible.
Jackie GleasonObviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.
Jackie GleasonGolf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.
Jackie GleasonThe second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
Jackie GleasonI'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.
Jackie Gleason