The worst thing you can do with money is save it.

The worst thing you can do with money is save it.

I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible.

One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!

The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.