The worst thing you can do with money is save it.

I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!