I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible.

I always knew what I was doing.

I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent.

The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.