The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.
It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged.