A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.

I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible.

I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality.... So I knew that I had to create some characters.

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.

It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.