A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.

Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

The worst thing you can do with money is save it.

Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.