Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.
The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
The worst thing you can do with money is save it.
One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!