Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.

Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.

The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.

I always knew what I was doing.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.