Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.

I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.

The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.

Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.

Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.

I always knew what I was doing.

Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos.