Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.

It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.

The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible.