I always knew what I was doing.

I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.

Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

I have a 'Play The Melody' philosophy. It means don't over arrange, don't make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!