Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.
I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality.... So I knew that I had to create some characters.
The worst thing you can do with money is save it.
Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.
The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!
One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!