Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.
It is difficult for people to appreciate their own laughter unless you show them some pathos along the way.
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent.