The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.
The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!
One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!
The worst thing you can do with money is save it.
I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality.... So I knew that I had to create some characters.
I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.