I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent.
The worst thing you can do with money is save it.
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.