Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.
The worst thing you can do with money is save it.
Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.
A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.