I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.
I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.
The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent.