The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don`t like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.

The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.