The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.
Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.
Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.